I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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