Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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