she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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