At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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