the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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