Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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