He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
There's even glitter on my cock...
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