I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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