if you like me you must not know who I am
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she looked like the before picture.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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