my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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