Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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