She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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