I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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