I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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