Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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