My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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