so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I have fence marks all over my body
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
