The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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