Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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