NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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