you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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