I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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