Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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