They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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