just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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