Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
