I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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