you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
All the doctor said was why
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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