My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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