We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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