Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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