As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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