The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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