Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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