you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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