plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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