i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
