Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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