We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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