We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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