i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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