I am puke
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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