my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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