Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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