I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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