Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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