So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
