U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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