Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
