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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I want a musical about memes.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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